True Story©… Getting to Know You
Ever told a joke so good that they wanted you to come down to HR and tell it? Have I ever told y’all how much I hate smalltalk? Is ANYONE wondering where the hell I have been for the last two weeks? No, Stephanie did not follow me home and accost me on my front lawn and cause me to assault her or otherwise not be able to leave the house. The answer is actually a bit more entertaining. With everything else happening in my life these days (more on that later – WAY later) , I’ve not spent my normal time out having adventures like I normally do. At least not the kind that cost me much money. I did , however, indulge myself in my normal paid time off for the most of two weeks as I always do in the summer. Rather than go off and spend money I will need later, I did that thing I mentioned some months ago where I get a job I don’t intend to keep. In order to n ot let anyone in on anything they don’t need to know about me, the company will remain un