True Story©… Meet-Ugly
It should come as no surprise to anyone that I truly detest rom-coms… Perhaps it is irrational of me, and the fact that they keep making them suggests that SOMEONE is enjoying this shit so I am powerless to stop them. A companion issue is my own behavior when I am (even recognizably) irrationally against something. Not to let you in on anything more than you need to know about me – even if you have been reading these stories for the past several years – but I am a pretty funny dude sometimes. I mean, I joke about things in poor taste that likely should not be joked about, but I understand the greater objective idea of what is humorous. Never mind that though. As I get older, I become more of a homebody. Hell, all my cool stuff is here! All my toys and electronics, books and a firepit… And we got doggies! Who needs to go outside? Despite this, sometimes my wife leans on...