True Story© Disciplining OTHER People's Kids
[ Phlip note: I know I hit y’all off Tuesday already, but that was special coverage for the pagan holiday] True Story© Disciplining strangers’ kids without touching them. One of the problems I hardly EVER have at home or in public is my child doing anything that requires any real discipline further than “Ava, knock it off.” Other people, though? Y’all have some fucking DEMONS and seem to want to spend time with them in public instead of your own homes. Bad behavior should not be rewarded with the kind of excursions and adventures that people tend to grant their children. Hell, one time when I was like 8 or 9, my brother and I were not allowed to go to the damned grocery store with my mom because I knocked like 4 jars of mayonnaise (this was when the jars were still made of glass) on the floor in Winn Dixie and a man slipped on it and almost fell. But I digress… Some of the insolent little shits that you people tend to turn loose on stores and public