True Story©… The Nauga Farmer
(look who's back, y'all!) This honestly could have stopped with PETA , but they didn’t wanna play along. … no, seriously, click that link and come back here when you’re done… Welcome back… So anyway, this whole shit could have stopped with PETA, but now I am here concerned with the plight of the poor Naugas, of which I now have a small ranch that I am running to care for them. I don’t know if y’all know this or not, but raising and healthily engaging with all these Naugas is resource intensive in time, money and effort. What I am sure you all know is that I do that with the salary I earn from a regular-ass job – well, what I have left after paying these bills. The first thing I tried to do was to sue the creators of Instagram, on the grounds that they had stolen something from me. No not the concept of shittying up the resolution of pictures to show off to people who don’t actually like me anyway, but the actual NAME ‘Instagram’. For me, I would crea