True Story©… Police Interactions
I don’t bother anybody. I drive a 2013 Subaru and live in a 1300 square foot house. I don’t have any flashy items and don’t spend money I don’t have on extraneous bullshit. Why, then, was I--… WAIT This all starts back in late September/early October. Wife person had taken a shine to USING the thousands of dollars (I see the shipments, woman!) of essential oils that she had been collecting like Infinity Stones on aromatherapy products. Bracelets, diffuser blends, etc… Nothing terribly out of sorts, and she was clearing her money spent so I had nothing to worry with. She was back in her office and quiet. If anyone knows the “Phlip’s wife has a new hobby” dynamic, they know that once her obsession grows, Phlip doesn’t get to sit down. Like ever . So now it is October 17 th , a Saturday. I cooked chicken wings and got drunk, she raide...