True Story©... Old Habits Die Hard
Broke… Bored… A little angry at the world in general because shit ain’t quite working out to be just what I feel like it should be. All I can do is work toward making what I want of the world, I guess. Luckily for me I glean entertainment from the world around me most of the time and I have a network of people who are full-on invited to GET mad at me, but none of them can really STAY mad at me. That said, I got a phone call… Me: “Hello?” Caller: “Phlip--… Wait, before you hang up on me man. You Still mad at me?” Me: “Why the shit would I be mad at you, Marlon?” Marlon: “Well… You went to pretty extreme lengths to get me back for that dough I costyou last time we spoke.” Me: “Well… I guess for that I could see myself still mad. BUT! I think I have exacted the lesson you needed to learn.” Marlon: “Cool, because I kinda missed coolin’ out and shit.” Me: “Whoa, Marls… You been in pri...