True Story© The Big Payoff pt VII
Maybe I am the fucking idiot here… Look, Santa was a degenerate dope dealer who deserved to get robbed. I don’t understand how I am the one wearing this series of asswhoopings for having had the nuts to be the one to set him straight. All I know is that I had turned his negative into a positive and set about the task of making sure my family was straight, better than I could have as an IT Specialist or whatever else I might have happened upon to do for a legit living otherwise. But the only thing that travels faster than bad news is, apparently, chlamydia which I’m to understand is ALSO bad news in its own right and actually has not a fucking thing to do with this story. So here I am, these Europeans got me by the short & curlies, but they actually NEED me to get what they want as well. I could say no and they can’t kill me if they intend to get ahead. They could say no and walk away from it all, then h...