True Story© Professional Band Namer
(I. need. this. board. game.) If nothing, I fancy myself a bit of a hustler, I ain’t EVER gonna starve, dammit. Sometimes in the course of normal daily life, I come up with plots I might one day use to sustain myself. I have noticed that conversations with my friends often turn to topics on things that should probably never be joked about and sometimes end with me saying some fucked up shit that would probably fit the name of a punk band. As a service, I am going to begin writing these down and offering them up to people looking for names for their bands. As an value-added service, I will even offer to title the songs of said punk bands’ albums. Below, I have recorded some of these instances as employed and will offer some freebies as far as how this service will work. Round 1 : Background: I was speaking to someone who likes to prattle on about how wonderful babies are and that she would love to h...