True Story©... Sometimes the World Must Suffer
True Story©… Sometimes it is solely my decision that the world needs to suffer. I’m sure a great many of the two of you are inclined to want to ask “how, Phillip?” and I am here to tell you just how in somewhere between 4 and 700 words. As my woman continues to try to starve me to health I get a full slate of things like green vegetables, various forms of yogurt and very little in the way of junk food these days. With that said, I am regular as they come and quite often gassy. I try to be mindful of small spaces that I will have to stay in without ventilation, but anywhere else is up to the limits of my imagination and mood as it relates to public safety. One time in Wal Mart with Mimi, I went to the bathroom to pee and there were these four kids waiting on their mother at Online P...