True Story©... Suicide is Painless

How the shit do these people find me? [ Phlip note : I know my email, FB, Twitter, Paypal and website handle are all the same… it was a rhetorical question] Minding my own damn business on a seasonably warm November afternoon. Looking busy working on a project, waiting on SOMETHING to stem the tide of a series of bad newses. I get an email… References: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] I was kind of concerned about how I could carry this one for her. I had some questions that might help me to my decision… Does this house have a garage? Yes Does this guy have a car? Yes Do you still at least hang out outside the house from time to time? Yes Do you drink? No Does HE drink? Yes Would it be a far stretch for you to go out and he get drunk and you ...