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You know what else I don't understand? Porn!

Not all porn, mind you... I can understand becoming physically engaged and/or stimulated at the images of people doing filth on your television/computer/phone screen. More specifically, porn that attempts (or attempted) to drag you into believing a hastily-written and overly anticlimactic story made even moreso when one has to suspend disbelief in that it is NEVER as easy to get laid as it is in those shittily written "stories." The daily email conversation with The Katie birthed this one. We HAD been talking about what I will cook tonight, then on to random shit and I delved off into one of my silly little personas where I speak in my own fucked the fuck up version of Ye Olde English, where random words are made to end in '-eth' and make demands for a feast of various meats [pause...] and cheeses... K: Did you know that there's a porno named 'Nailin' Palin'? P: Yes, I declined to download it a while back, lol. Thought about it though. K: I just

... is confrused...

You know what I don't get? Numbers! Check it... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Stay with me here... 1st "first" 2nd "second" 3rd "third" 4th "fourth" 5th "fifth" 6th "sixth" 7th "seventh" 8th "eighth" 9th "ninth" 10th "tenth" What in the HELL?!!? For the sake of consistency, I will now correct that to... 1th "oneth" 2th "twoeth" 3th "threeth" 4th [same as above] 5th [same as above] 6th [same as above] 7th [same as above] 8th [same as above] 9th [same as above] 10th [same as above] There, I fixed it! Well, almost... 11 "eleven" 12 "twelve" 13 "thirteen" 14 "fourteen" 15 "fifteen" 16 "sixteen" 17 "seventeen" 18 "eighteen" 19 "nineteen" I see a few problem children in there and I am gonna go on in and fix them too... 11 "oneteen" 12 "twoteen" 13 "threete