True Story©… I’ve Been Located!
Somehow I knew this day would come… After years of supervillainous behavior, the tortures, the driving people literally insane, the competitions… I fuckin’ KNEW this day was coming. The picture you see above is from my front porch. It was there when I got home from the gym yesterday morning. For those who had been unaware of what one actually looks like, that is the shell of a cicada. For those of you have been paying attention through the last little while, you know I am a fan of using cicadas for my own personal gain. [ link ] [ link ] [ link ] Look, I have watched enough crime/espionage shows to spot a tail and make sure I am not being followed or tracked, but I am concerned right now that someone has smoked me out and learned my identity and used the cicada shell to indirectly let me know they’re onto me. This really is my own fault. I didn’t spend enough time sharp...