True Story©... The Big payoff pt VI
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You know what, Phlip? This is what the fuck you deserve. You had three customers set to make you a million and a half dollars every six months, but you had to break all kinds of international laws and shit being greedy. Oh wait! I’m home, I’m safe and I have one month to figure out how to get my fucking bag back from those crazy-fuck European governmental gangster types. I’m home, I am safe and I am sitting on enough cash on hand to not EVER have to work again in my life, considering that the only bills I have are “consumption” ones; utilities/food/etc… But I am also fucking stupid… So here I am, in the FBI Field office trying to explain how I was robbed for a bag of coal by the government thugs of some small eastern European country that I could not name because I was not able to see out of the van I was riding in. Agent: “Okay, so help me understand the damages these people have done to you. You say they took WHAT from you?” Me: “A bag of coal.