True Story©… The Cure for Coulrophobia
It is verifiable that I tend to mean well, even when the outcomes end up being quite fucky. Did y’all know that one in ten adults and ten in every thousand children – mostly girls – are afraid of clowns? In my life, I have known two people who fell into one of those numbers. One of said people is someone I speak to regularly and the other one that I have legitimately not seen or heard from in over 25 years. It is quite possible she is in prison for de-lifing a clown. Whatever. In the challenge of people who are afraid of clowns existing, I saw an opportunity. No, this would not be an opportunity to turn a profit on some kind of snake oil sales scheme. Matter fact, I’mma do this with my own name and not Moe, because I want some of the damn accolades sometimes. This is a chance to be a real hero, help some people out if you will. I placed ads on Craigslist and BookFace local group explaining that I would be offering a service giving people who fear clowns