True Story©... Checking In On Reality
The cooler it gets outside, the fewer times a week I have to leave my house. These things are proportional... I will be back outdoors sometime around March. At this point, I am up to "put on pants"-level going outside about three times a week... Four if I am doing the Band Booster Dad thing. Being stuck-but-not-stuck in the house reveals to me the fact that I am back on actually answering unknown numbers again, as we have discussed at length once in the past. [ Phlip note : Wife Person™ saw me actually do that shit week before last! ] I guess I can refrain from making this lead-in any longer than it needs to be and g'head and just say it . My phone rang... Me: "Hello?" Caller: "I heard you battled Smoak ." Me: "Ex--... excuse me? Whodis?" Caller: "Jericcho--..." Me: " JIGGABOO JACKSON!!! " Jericho: "I'm trying to put that behind me, man." Me: "Everything on the internet is forever ho...