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Donny Got Barz -- BANAL Sex
Must have been a slow news week for the president. Well, there is the very real reality of a wholly avoidable church shooting that totally happened on his watch, the issue of an electorate that is rebelling against him as evidenced in the outcomes of many off-year elections around the country and the fact that this tax plan is very obviously an expensive “fuck you” to most Americans. So, he refrained from talking about most of that in the news this week. I checked the back-channel Twitter to see what he and his ghost writers were cooking up this week and it appears that they were pretty silent on the issues this week too. A bunch of weird sexual double entendres, not much more of substance… Banal sex… Banal. Fucking. Sex?!!? I would be inclined to think this set was pretty soft overall, but those two words may have saved the entire species.
True Story©... Flat Earthing
As you can see, this Tweet was from two months ago. I waited patiently to see if anyone could provide me the answers I could then use to form my opinion. Sadly, they apparently all thought I was just here to ridicule them so no one bothered responding. Not terribly dissimilar to someone who has been sucked into and winning an online debate, I was left to have to do my own research. Here’s what I found… Not only is NASA lying to us about the real shape of Earth, they are fabricating CGI images of EVERY other celestial body in order to continue to sell the ruse. What I found on my quest is that these posts are long on ALL CAPS RANTS and quite short on proof of the things contained in said rants. My belief that Earth is flat, then will require a smattering of faith some twisting of the Bible’s wording, and successfully cocooning myself around people who also believe that the world is flat. The model that most interested me
Hotep Hollywood, "The White Savior" ft. 'Welcome Back, Kotter'
("one of these things, is not like the other things") And yes, “White Savior” is a thing. Not that it should be a thing but when has that ever put the proper brakes on such foolywang. Click here and check up on it sometime. Done reading? Welcome back! [ Phlip note : pun TOTALLY intended] Welcome Back, Kotter was a sitcom that aired from 1975-1979 and in various forms of syndication for those like myself born in 1979 or after. In it, we have a wise-ass teacher returning to his Alma Mater to take on the task of whipping a remedial class into shape. Some good ol’ Stand and Deliver -type shit, right? Wait… Stand and Deliver came out in 88, strike that from the record. Anyway, we have failed baseball player and mediocre comedian Gabe Kaplan in his showrunner and acting debut, revising the history of his apparent real life, except this time he gets to come in and help The Sweathogs with comedy and hilarity. Still pretty safe, no? WRONG!!!
Phood Phun with Phlip -- Stuffed Cornish Hens
First, she beat me up and told me “you got the blog tonight” before leaving the house for work. Don’t tell anyone I said that. In the fridge, there was a couple of weird little chicken things Rock Cornish Hens, plenty of frozen veggies and a lot of imagination. I spent a day looking into how I could do this and found this beautiful idea to stuff them with rice and veggies. But we ain’t using rice, because we ain’t living like that. You will need: 2 – no, one… more on that later – Cornish Hens 1 cup riced cauliflower 1 cup diced onion/mirepoix – she beat me again in protest of the frozen one 1 cup frozen spinach or collard greens Clean the hens, pat them dry with a paper towel and rub them down with olive oil: Season them up and set them aside in the fridge while you work on the stuffing. Stuffing is as simple as sautéing the vegetables in butter: While sautéing, season with a teaspoon sage – to give a Thanksgiving’y