I'm an ADDICT!!!
Yes, believe it or not, I am quite subject to the ills of addict behaviors. No, I am not out on the streets sucking dick for coke (no brokeback), no I am not skipping work to stay home and drink cognac with my breakfast. No, I am not neglecting my girlfriend to pop in a DVD and bang out some knuckle children to the sounds of Kitten's moaning, or doing the same to any of the thousands of women on internets... Well, not anymore, but my life behind closed doors is no more of your business than I fucking give you, stop judging me! Anyway, what is this all about? Well, I am hoping you actually came in directly and not through the tags I apply, otherwise you would already know. Every year, Hotwheels releases that year's "New Models" collection, and it normally includes dozens of cars, each numbered into the collection. Sometime late in the school year last year, I noticed that bribing my little buddy with a car was a means of getting good behavior and grades out of him. Gra