Double Parkin'

So, I am pulling into the lot on lunch just a few minutes ago… It is Monday so the lot is full of course. This will mean I have to park in the back. Once there, I notice a peculiarity…



Well, we all know I don’t like peculiarities, so I had to adjust where I had positioned my car as a result. I would hate for this guy's 'Vette to get all lonely in the corner of the parking lot.




Hey, at least I parked MINE in one space, a real space at that.


If I wake up one day afraid to be a dick to those who deserve it, I will be terribly disappointed in what I’d become.

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