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True Story© Supervillain vs. Supervillain
I am a supervillain. A bearded, hefty, mean-ass supervillain whose short-term memory is terrible, but remembers EXCRUCIATING details of mundane shit that happened forever ago just to hold a grudge. Shit, that is how I BECAME a supervillain. After my accident in 2003 is when I basically decided to fully embrace my bearded supervillainy and I am to understand that this about when I grew to full inner/interstellar notoriety for my escapades. One day a couple of years in, I got a letter. “ Mr. Phillips, this contact is to offer our deepest appreciation for your contributions to the profession of being a supervillain. We know the amount of stress and deep thought that goes into the making even the most mundane of plans, and as a token of our appreciation we would LOVE to have you at the Annual International Supervillain vs. Supervillain convention and competition. We will send a courier with the official invite and registration form, containing all necessary cont