Sometimes you just gotta rob Santa Claus



     This will be a summary…
For the past twelve months, I have chronicled my exploits after having attempted to rob Santa Claus for the world’s presents.  What is left out to those who have not been watching since Christmas time 2016 is why.
Well here I am to explain it.

1 – Rudolph is a dope fiend
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2 – Santa is Rudolph’s Dealer
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3 – BECAUSE Santa is Rudolph’s dealer, he should be robbed
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4 – Alright…  I am in this situation and now I need to figure out how to make something of it.
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5 – Shit is now going south, but I am turning it into money right?
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6 – My greed is getting complicated, but shit is still moving
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7 – Too. Damn. Good. To. Be. True
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8 – I’ve been robbed!
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9 – Fuck robbed, I been kidnapped!
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10 – I want OUT of this situation now…
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11 – … but DAMN this money is good!
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12 – I’m forever to be a victim of my own desires,
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13 – The liberal media only exists sometimes to complicate shit.
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14 – I’m getting out this shit, I have a plan!
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15 – Resolution…  Santa wins
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I have written THOUSANDS of pages of shit through the years.  Little of it has been as fun as this story has been.  The two of you who were here to partake monthly GOT what it was I was doing with it.
…  now back to the board to come back up with the next series.

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