The Tables Have Turned!!!

No longer is it enough to ignore unsolicited contact, I'm at the point in my life where I will exchange banter with these spam types for at least long enough to turn the tables...
I'm minding my business on the couch with the wife when I am rudely interrupted...

 Wife: "g'head, play along"
With those words from thine mouth...

... I know how this game starts, finishes and follows through.

 A man who swings first stands a better chance of the other party not swinging back.

 See?  I've already broken the algorithm!



 Boom!

 Not today, Russia...

 (Phlip note: we weren't putting any damn clothes back on and were already in bed)


Shit...  I could have asked for bobs and vegana.

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