The "Mixtape"

At the request of someone who will not be named, I have dug in the archives and compiled all the poor-taste pictures I could find on the subject at hand, placing them into one blog.
Sure, I know it is not funny, but a trainwreck isn't supposed to be entertaining either. The way I see it, their attempts to make it look like they're working shit out serves to downplay the seriousness of the situation, so I will gladly heave jokes up at their expense.
I present to you, Chris Breezy the Bitchslapper.






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(heheh, get it?)

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