A deep-ass conversation...

*Phone ringing*

"Hello?"

"Whadup."

"Shit, whatdup witchu?"

"Notta thang, what it do?"

"Sheeit, same here"

"Word..."

"Word?"

"Hell yeah."

"Aight, then... Sheeit, that's whassup"

"Aight, I'll holla at you later then."

"Aight, peace"

"Peace"

*Phone call ends*

If you're like me, you KNOW you've witnessed or perhaps been captive in such a conversation before, and you laughed the whole time you were typing it.
Wait.
You didn't type that, so I guess you're not ALL THE WAY like me after all.

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Tony Grands said…
*cell rings. Looks @ it, ignores the number & sends the call to voice mail for a variety of reasons. Begins typing this response*
October 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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