MVP's

These are quite frankly the funniest damned series of commercials I have seen in years.

1 - "Chalk"


2 - "Three Rings"


3 - "Unstoppable"


4 - "Mrs Lewis"


5 - "Lil' Dez"


6 - "Car Jump"

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Kousen Tora said…
Well it looks like Nike can't use those commercials anymore and change them up to put Dwight Howard in LeBron's place.
May 31, 2009 at 10:19 PM
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