Would you like to try your hand at death?

No worries about me... The elevated cow and/or pig contents in these concoctions will make for abso-fucking-lute certain that I will not come anywhere close enough to consume or cook either one of them, but far be it from me to not at least share this death with the both of you...

I present to you...

The Bacon-Weave Cheese Wrap:

The Bacon and Cheese-Stuffed Pizza Burger:

So there you have it, folks... Go out into the world, spend a couple bucks on supplies and jump into the kitchen, making sure that you impress all your fat friends and set yourself up for your next quadruple bypass. No worries, if president Obama gets his non-specific way, then you can expect to not have to worry too hard about whether or not you'll be covered.


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