Feliz cumpleanos

10,958 days, 14 hours and 35 minutes ago... My twin's commenced from 10 minutes after that.
Yes, that is how long it has been.
Today is my birthday.
That is 30 years in rich dummy terms.
Happy birthday to me.

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Wayne Edwards said…
here is some poop for your birthday, it's all i can afford. LOL~
July 1, 2009 at 6:12 PM
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