February 2 -- "BRR!!! BRR!!!"


February 2nd marks the birth anniversary of a certain Radric Davis -- professionally known as Gucci Mane.

Since I will not offer ANY seriousness to any discussion of this man's life, I will skip right to the parody and call this one done.


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