More Questions
Of course I would have a long list of questions, I haven't done one of these in a little while now...
- Why is it that the one day the weather would have cooperated with me, allowing me 30-40 uninterrupted minutes of non-rain, Time Warner Cable FINALLY sent someone to bury the cable in my back yard and I couldn't fucking do it?
- Speaking of cutting my grass...
Why is it that I was worried about being the one whose yard would always need to be cut among the houses on either side of me, yet even in the unkempt raining-daily-for-a-week shagginess of it, my grass still appears to be in the best shape, yet it is still KILLING me? - Why do I long for the days when I had a job that didn't make every move to make it look like it hated me?
- Is it wrong that whenever I ask anyone something and they preempt answering what I asked with what they chose to answer first, I make them repeat not only what they offered, but what the fuck I asked for as well?
- I am wondering what I can get as the new Best Blogger Alive?
- I wonder how long it will be before my supervisor mentions something to me about the fact that I did not grant her Facebook friend request and have no stated or otherwise intentions on ever doing so?
- Why do people answer with "I knew you were gonna ask me that" or something like "you always ask that," instead of ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION?!!?
- Am I the only one who cringes REALLY hard immediately upon hearing a foreign accent when even the most rudimentary of instructions are to be given while I am at work, or am I just plain racist?
- Does it help me to not be racist if I explain that I cringe the same whenever I hear a group of black people talking about the current president?
- Am I wrong for immediately thinking about the "Fat Baby" episodes of Maury Povich when I saw the news splash with the 19-pound Indonesian baby last week?
- How is that, while Reality TV on the whole has worn thin on me, that I can still watch Tool Academy without issue?
- Is it wrong that I try to avoid going to Wal Mart/the grocery store during the first week of the month, and that fact has NOTHING to do with the fact that they don't run real sales during that week?
- Waitaminute...
Is it wrong of the grocers that they DON'T run real specials during the first week of the month for the same reason I try to avoid the stores? - Did anyone who doesn't live with me catch the common bond there?
- Who doesn't love getting free shit?
- Is it so wrong that sometimes I want to play Scrabble whilst taking a crap?
- Did anyone get their Obama reparations check yet, or were they all signed over to the banks before he took office?
- Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that ANYONE not named LeBron will be blamed when the Cavaliers do not win it all this year?
- Does anyone still write in cursive these days?
- I just created a new term -- "Alcoholic Savant," where many around me know me as a bit of an angry drunken asshole, but at moments I can full-on kick knowledge as well... How well will this go over?
- Why is asking these random questions to no one in particular so fun?
- Does anyone notice how bad standup comics get louder instead of getting funnier when on stage?
- Did anyone think of Steve Harvey when I asked that?
- I wonder who actually notices the links I add to my blogs just for the hell of it sometimes?
- Am I rambling now?
- What ever WILL I do on the next one?
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Also, I bought Scrabble for my PSP with that being one of it's primary uses.