Baby Name Generator Abuse
I have lost 40 pounds…
60 if you count the 20 I lost immediately when my heart was trying
to kill me, but we’ll only count the 40 I lost on purpose.
Diet and exercise. In the sharing of my experience, every Tuesday, I will post a low-carb meal for
you. I have been doing that for most of a year now. What I DON’T
post is that every 6-10 weeks or so, we enjoy a random-ass cheat day.
Only one and we feel horrible the next morning.
Where I work, there are THREE private donut shops with some of the
best donuts in my state. Two are owned by Vietnamese cousins and each is
about 8 minutes from my job.
One morning on a cheat day, I stopped by one of the Vietnamese ladies to pick some things up for
us. Ahead of us in line was a man with his four kids. As it was
apparently the last day of school for them, he was treating them and
letting them choose.
Him: “Mason?”
Kid: “[donut]”
Me: *thinks* “Aiden”
Him: “Aiden?”
Kid: “[donut]”
Me: *thinks* “Connor”
Him: “Connor?”
Kid: “[donut]”
Me: *thinks* “This one is a
girl… Chlo--…”
Him: “… Chloe?”
Me: *thinks* “Bet it is with a
K”
"Khloe" apparently didn’t know what the fuck she wanted and her indecision jammed
up the whole process, which gave me time enough to think of something…
You
All
Name
Your
Kids
The
Same
Shit
Shit
I should not be able to sit and guess
the name of the next kid in line, not when there a few billion “regular” names
to choose from. It is almost as if every
year people are simply selecting from the most popular baby names and rolling
with any of the top 5.
I look forward to REAL cultural
appropriation when these people start naming their sons things like Akbar and
Mustafa. Yeah, that sounds like a good
enough idea… “I would like to sign my
sons Akbar and Mustafa McKinley up for your soccer program.”
Imagine the surprise on the administration’s faces when they look up and see the whitest kids in America named something OTHER than Hunter, Aiden and Mason.
Imagine the surprise on the administration’s faces when they look up and see the whitest kids in America named something OTHER than Hunter, Aiden and Mason.
Let me stop now.
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