With all eyes on the door to the room, in walks New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie. Chris Christie: “Hi guys!” Mitt: “You sonofabitch! Why the hell did you have to give that--… *looks at Allen West* Why did you give him a damned reacharound on national TV?” Christie: “Easy, Mittens… I am a sitting Governor, and I have PEOPLE to govern. If my PEOPLE are in need of help after a natural disaster a week before it gets cold, it serves my own best interest to not be the only house in the state with electricity Election year politics be damned.” Romney: “But, but… you made him look like a GOOD president!” Christie: “Unfortunate timing I know, but at that moment he WAS doing what good Presidents do. By the way… I figured you guys might be a little hungry since it IS 4 in the morning, so I brought some donuts. 5 of them are gone, but I only ate 4 myself. Ron Paul looked pitiful out there, so I gave him the strawberry one out in the hallway.” West: “SHIT! Strawber
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