Hotepsgiving...
Sometimes it just
isn’t worth it to continually shit in someone’s cornflakes.
Rather than take the wind out of the sails that is the
conquerors’ favorite holidays, we will take just a few minutes of your time to
say what WE are thankful for.
- We’re
thankful for President Barack Obama…
… no, stay with us here. The saying is that a presidency isn’t a presidency until the elected individual has ONE legislative victory. And in playing by those rules, the last previous president who DID have any remains president.
… no, stay with us here. The saying is that a presidency isn’t a presidency until the elected individual has ONE legislative victory. And in playing by those rules, the last previous president who DID have any remains president.
- We’re
thankful for Colin Kaepernick…
… we’re still cautiously wary of his lightskinndedness, though
… we’re still cautiously wary of his lightskinndedness, though
See? How hard was
that? In a world that hates the
ankh-right, there’s a multitude of things that we should be thankful for and
THOSE are the things that we should spend the season focusing on instead of
dwelling on the negatives.
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