(look who's back, y'all!) This honestly could have stopped with PETA , but they didn’t wanna play along. … no, seriously, click that link and come back here when you’re done… Welcome back… So anyway, this whole shit could have stopped with PETA, but now I am here concerned with the plight of the poor Naugas, of which I now have a small ranch that I am running to care for them. I don’t know if y’all know this or not, but raising and healthily engaging with all these Naugas is resource intensive in time, money and effort. What I am sure you all know is that I do that with the salary I earn from a regular-ass job – well, what I have left after paying these bills. The first thing I tried to do was to sue the creators of Instagram, on the grounds that they had stolen something from me. No not the concept of shittying up the resolution of pictures to show off to people who don’t actually like me anyway, but the actual NAME ‘Instagram’. For me, I would crea
Look, we know who she was and what she did. In being the lynchpin for the very actions that saw that which she was most strongly against actually put down – and WITHIN her lifetime, no less – she is one of the few black heroes that would see at least a portion of their dream (semi-pun totally intended) come to fruition. Well on today’s date in 1913, she passed away at the believed age of 93, though we know quite naturally that we would be fine to assume a “give or take” when discussing the ages of those born slaves. The sad part about this in 2011 terms is how people nowadays choose their “heroes” in the most bass-ackwards of manners. People are deified and damn near worshipped who do nothing, stand for nothing and are often not much more than some slick words and a pretty packaging. We really must start choosing our idols better, people.